Shit. A lot has happened since last time, hasn't it... "mun", was it? Never knew you people had a name before. Ah, and you chose this account for me? the one with the name you chose because you wanted something that sounded like something stupid I'd used as a damn 14 year old and since regretted?

I'd give you a royal smacking for disrespecting me, but fuck it, I'm just happy to get to stretch my legs.